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The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	209502	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Emeralds Found:	3225	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Animals Bred:	81

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1861	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	186	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	4299	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1208
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	876
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	109
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	298307	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	9144	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!