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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9644 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 117 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.