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NephewTrollBegone

BOTTLE, CAR, crying, DAUGHTER, frustrating, fuss, headphones, mocking, Negative Reaction, nephew, NephewTrollBegone, noise, phase, sad expression, Safety, screeching, soft tones, teasing, Toys, tumble, Yelling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alternate history, Curiosity, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, Minecraft, Sci Fi, smp, temporal adventure, temporal displacement, temporal escapade, temporal excursion, temporal exploration, temporal journey, temporal paradoxes, time bending, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time warp, TimeWarp10

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	184

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

NoConseqRuleBreaker

authority defiance, consequences, dream scenario, fantasy world, Forbidden, no repercussions, NoConseqRuleBreaker, Rebellion, rule bending, rule breaking, rule breaking adventure, rule breaking desires, rule breaking dreams, rule breaking escapade, rule breaking imagination, rule breaking thrill, rule breaking wishes, rule-breaking fantasies, societal norms, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged killing, atrocities, Conflict, historical, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, legal proceedings, Military, Minecraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, prosecutors, russia, russians, Server, soviet union, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	787723	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

StarshipSkyHigh

aerospace, Booster, elon musk, flight test, innovation, reusable rockets, Rockets, space exploration, space exploration advancements, Space industry, space innovation, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spaceflight, spacex, SpaceX achievements, Starship, Starship booster, StarshipSkyHigh, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

Blockia Minecraft

Blockia, Community, Creative, Daily, Economy, Events, game modes, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Seasons, Server, Survival, Survival Games, System, Unique

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchantments Applied:	222
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

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Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

1.21, bedrock, bedrock.hdw.dog, Cheating, Discord, Food, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, java, Land Claim, Named, Play, PvP, Random teleport, Resets, stealing, Survival, TOUGH, Water, Website

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	81	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

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Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Vote for resets on Discord.
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
Can I use cheats or hacks?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Is griefing or stealing allowed?	Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
How can I vote for server resets?	You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
Is there a land claim system available?	No, there is no land claim system on this server.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PIXEL, pouch, pre-registration, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

$100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

10. Family, 11. Selling off, 12. Investing, 13. Market speculation, 14. Digital assets, 15. Financial future, 16. Market trends, 17. Investment strategies, 18. Market volatility, 19. Crypto community, 2. Ethereum, 20. Asset management., 3. Binance, 4. cryptocurrency, 5. Normies, 6. Potential gains, 7. Risk, 8. High level, 9. Friends, Bitcoin, Invasion, Minecraft, Normie, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	675
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, Beloved, Cinema, cinematic gem, classic, comfort movie, endlessly rewatchable, Entertainment, Favorite, film, film buff, go-to film, Movie, movie marathon, MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP, must see, never gets old, perennial favorite, repeat viewing, Rewatchable, Timeless

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6681
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!