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DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Farms Harvested:	343	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	134	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	120
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1197
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	5642
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Votes:	5428
Dimension Hops:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

GrandparentGala Minecraft Server

acceptance, bridezilla, childhood memories, Connection, court battle, emotions, family drama, Father, GrandparentGala, Grandparents, Honoring, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Mother, parents table, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepmom, stepmother, Therapy, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!

Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!