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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2216 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 331 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of shooting down Tu-22m3 bombers at a distance of 300km from Ukraine – just like the GUR! Destroy 15 out of 22 missiles and 14 out of 14 shaheds of the chimpout in Stavropol Krai, and maybe even take down a Tu-22m3 STRATEGIC BOMBER (first such case)!
But that’s not all – witness a major missile chimpout hitting a civilian building in the center of Dnipro, where 35 are injured and 7 killed (including 2 kids) so far!
Join now and get the chance to supply Ukraine with 6 more Patriot systems just like NATO partners! And who knows, maybe Argentina will apply to join our server as a “global partner”!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for another IRIS-T air defense battery arriving in Ukraine in the next weeks, recognized Russian oil refineries as a legitimate target, and a major missile strike on Dzhankoi air base in occupied Crimea!
Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server now for all the chaos, drama, and missile chimpouts you could ever want!