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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6097 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4437 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.