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PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Crops Grown:	7212
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Runes Activated:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1506	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Potions Brewed:	175	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Buildings Constructed:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Potions Brewed:	111	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4244	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	9979	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.