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FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	4987
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	79	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	556412
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Potions Brewed:	87

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mines Excavated:	2422	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	954252

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!