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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5091 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
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