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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7040 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!
Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!
Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!