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LazyCraft: AITA?

aita, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Gaslighting, household responsibilities, LazyCraft, leaving a relationship, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, parenting stress, partner conflict, relationship problems, Resentment, self-care, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, Therapy, unfair treatment, working parent

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Votes:	4924
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for an escape? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about the stresses of being a stay at home parent and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. No more arguments about who does more chores or who said what. On our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found diamonds first!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than therapy!

EternalYouthCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to a simpler time? Join our Minecraft server where you can live permanently in the age of your choice! Want to be a carefree toddler again? Done. Want to relive your teenage years filled with angst and rebellion? We got you covered. Or maybe you just want to be a wise old grandpa yelling at kids to get off your lawn. Whatever age you choose, the possibilities are endless on our server! So come join us and never grow up again!

CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyConflict, Diplomacy, foreign relations, International, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, Politics, president, revolutionary guard, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this new president dude who is, like, totally battling the revolutionary guard to stop a crazy war with israel. it’s, like, intense man. but don’t worry, you can totally escape all that drama by joining our server and building some sick builds. plus, the president dude might even pop in and help you fight off some creepers or something. it’s, like, a wild ride, man. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while dodging international conflicts and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

PixelPrison: NoGriefIsrael

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, Detainee, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, NoGriefIsrael, Oppression, Palestinian, PixelPrison, Politics, rape, US, VIOLATION, War Crimes, zero tolerance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	6725	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got ZERO TOLERANCE for boring gameplay! just like israel should have zero tolerance for abuse and rape, we have zero tolerance for lame builds and noob players! come join us for some crazy adventures and wild shenanigans! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then you’ll regret it BIG TIME. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

IndecisiveCraft

biased decisions, cognitive bias, decision making analysis, decision making behavior, decision making habits, decision making impact, decision making influences, decision making outcomes, decision making patterns, decision making perceptions, decision making process, decision making psychology, decision making research, decision making skills, decision making study, decision making tendencies, Decision-making factors, decision-making strategies, indecision, IndecisiveCraft, slow decision making

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Votes:	3560
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Buildings Constructed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u just can’t make up ur mind about stuff? well, turns out that’s actually a good thing! this new study says that if u take ur time to make decisions, u end up making less biased choices. so, like, join our minecraft server where u can take all the time u need to make decisions and end up being the most fair player ever! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds! so come join us and be the most indecisive, but fair, player ever!

Eclypse SMP: Where creepers are just misunderstood TNT enthusiasts!

Aura skills, BreweryX, CREEPERS, Custom Images, Custom War, discord polls, Dynamic economy, Earth, ECLYPSE, Economy, enthusiasts, Fair Economy, Image Frame, Inviting Community, java bedrock, java players, misunderstood, Optional PvP, PvP, Roleplay, simple voice chat, smp, Tnt, Towns & Nations, voting system, War system

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Eclypse SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Earth	-1:924 scale world of Earth! Along with a separate world for extra resources!
Towns & Nations	Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and selling to spawn using /spawn!
Aura Skills	Custom Skills Plugin that allows you to get better stats in each category. Do /skills to see!
Discord Polls	Players vote on things such as features and overall changes to the server!
Inviting Community	Toxic behavior is not tolerated.
Optional PvP	You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
Custom War	We use a custom war system, to make wars as fair with 1 attack and 1 defense on each capital!
Java & Bedrock	Play on any device you want.

FAQ

Can Java Players use Simple Voice Chat?

Yes, Java Players are able to use Simple Voice Chat to improve Roleplay.

Are custom images supported with Image Frame?

Yes, Image Frame supports custom images.

What is BreweryX?

BreweryX is a feature that allows players to brew custom potions.

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can join the server and find more information on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/EVK3JDRw

ChinaVsAmerica Minecraft Server

America, China, ChinaVsAmerica, economic powerhouse, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, global affairs, global competition., global dominance, Global influence, global leadership, global power, global supremacy, international power struggle, international relations, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, political influence, Server, superpower rivalry, world leadership, world superpower

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose whether China or America leads the world! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, now you can engage in epic battles to determine the fate of the world!

Join us and witness crazy alliances being formed, unexpected betrayals, and intense political drama all within the world of Minecraft. Will you fight for the glory of China or the freedom of America? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures along the way. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

GoldMedalGrind Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, Doping, Endurance, Exercise, Gold medals, GoldMedalGrind, health, medication, mental health, Minecraft, nutrition, Performance, physical health, physical therapy, PRESSURE, professional athletes, Recovery, smp, sports, stress, success, Training

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Towns Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secret conspiracy behind why all the gold medal-winning athletes suddenly need medication in their 20s! Maybe it’s because they’ve been secretly training in Minecraft all this time and their bodies can’t handle the intense virtual workouts. Or perhaps they’ve been battling secret mobs in the game that have been draining their health points. Either way, you won’t know until you join and start digging for answers (literally, because mining is a big part of Minecraft)! So come on in and see if you can uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every week for our most dedicated players!

NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes

appropriate attire, backless dress, beach wedding, black dress, destination wedding, dress code, family event, fashion choice., father daughter, formal wear, jamaica, NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes, skimpy dress, wedding attire, wedding date, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding outfit

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings on the beach in Jamaica every day! Dress code? Non-standard, of course! We encourage black backless dresses that are a little on the skimpy side – the skimpier, the better!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, where divorced dads and their daughters can bond over questionable fashion choices. Who needs a clear dress code when you can wear whatever the heck you want?

Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin!

Chatting with Cleo – Minecraft SMP

Chatting, Cleo, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, dialogue, dream conversation, FAMOUS, historical figure, History, hypothetical, imagination, Impactful, influential, Insights, interview, knowledge, learn, Minecraft, past, perspective, questions, smp, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	235	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you could have a chance to chat with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even a T-Rex (if time travel is involved)! Imagine the epic conversations you could have – asking Cleopatra for beauty tips, getting political advice from Lincoln, or discussing the best hunting strategies with a T-Rex. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle with the legends of the past in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!