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RomcomCraft Server: Emergency Meeting

#nagatoro, Anime, Board Meeting, comedy, Council, Decision making, discussion, emergency, Emergency Meeting, Favorite, fresh blood, Graduation, Manga, Mayonaisse, Meeting, Promotion, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Romcoms, Server, Shounen no Abyss, student council

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7314	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a romcom on steroids! We just had a council meeting where we decided to promote some fresh blood romcoms (Mayonaisse) into the council board – talk about spicy drama! And don’t even get me started on the graduation from the council, it’s like a season finale cliffhanger! So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself, because on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than creepers blowing up your house is the love triangles and plot twists!

Digimon Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, beginner’s guide, childhood favorite, Creatures, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Evolution, FANTASY, japanese animation, kids show, Minecraft, Nostalgia, recommended, recommended order, series, Server, starting point, streaming, watch online

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Zombie Dances:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	257
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Digimon adventure on steroids!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Digimon hidden deep within the pixelated world. But be warned, these Digimon aren’t your average creatures – they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to battle!

Not only will you get to train and battle Digimon, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese (yes, you read that right).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic Digimon journey. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?

Safe Wireless Earbuds Minecraft SMP

audio accessories, comfort, convenience, ear health, ear protection, earbud accessories, earbud design, earbud features, earbud protection, earbud safety, earbuds, headphones, long-term use, Minecraft, noise cancellation, Safe, Safety, smp, sound quality, Technology, wireless, wireless audio, wireless devices, wireless earbuds, wireless technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of getting tangled in your wired earbuds while playing Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our server is so advanced that even our earbuds are wireless, so you can game in peace without any pesky cords getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that wearing our wireless earbuds gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining dirt to finding diamonds in record time after joining our server. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game with our magical wireless earbuds!

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2143	Secret Passages Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	147	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mines Excavated:	4209	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Votes:	5162
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	1116
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7495
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5301	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!