🍆💦May 16 2024 Minecraft Servers

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

which-typically.joinmc.link

UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

conquestia.xyz

FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

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Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

45.11.228.33:27000

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Potions Brewed:	89	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Villages Defended:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	174
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5209	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Towns Built:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5584	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Ultimate May 16 2024 Minecraft Servers

X_SMP

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Troll Body Minecraft Server

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RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

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HonBar

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UA Danylo Server

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Movie SMP for Truecels

Stats November 22, 2024

Gladia Earth

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FleshFactory

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Trump Costume Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	118	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3