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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1222 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Votes: | 5504 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
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