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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

adult life, apartment lease, Bitcoin, budgeting, college certificate, emergency fund, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Investment, Job Search, long-term planning, maxing out ira, Minecraft, money market account, neeting, no debt, PixelPunch, relocating, relocating expenses, Retirement, roth ira, savings, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer more riches than a money market account, more excitement than investing in Bitcoin, and more fun than finishing college with no debt! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to success.

With no job and no debt, you’ll have all the time in the world to explore our server and discover hidden treasures. Our community is filled with players who are ready to help you navigate through the virtual world and make the most of your resources.

Forget about relocating to a new state and getting a job, join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs a Roth IRA when you can invest in diamonds and emeralds? Max out your virtual IRA and watch your in-game wealth grow beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to adulting and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

Cannabis Brain Quest

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain health, Cannabis, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive tasks, drug use, effects, JAMA Network Open, lifetime use, Marijuana, Medical research, mental performance., neurology, neuroscience, Quest, recent use, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	156
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! Like, for realz, our server is so lit, it’ll make ya brain feel like it’s on a rollercoaster ride!

We got secret caves filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the creepers, they be sneakin’ up on ya like a ninja in the night. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ parties every night and you’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes you to a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. Plus, we got a disco dance floor where you can show off your sick moves and impress all the other players.

So, what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, your brain will thank you later.

Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, autistic child, Awareness, bragging, bullying, Christ, CLAIRVOYANCE, DATING, Driving, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENERGY, Guardians, Haven, intuition, Men, Pictures, relationships, School, sex, Social Issues, spending the night, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	1910	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

FridgeSpaceSplit Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment living issues, budgeting, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food boundaries, food storage, fridge space, FridgeSpaceSplit, grocery shopping, household responsibilities, Minecraft, nyc living, organization, personal space, rent sharing, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, shared living spaces, subleasing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of sharing a fridge with roommates who don’t understand the importance of food organization? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your own virtual fridge shelf all to yourself! No more worrying about someone else eating your virtual food or taking up your virtual space.

Join us and experience the thrill of having complete control over your virtual food storage. No more arguments about water filters or fridge door space – it’s all yours to customize however you want. And the best part? You don’t even have to worry about roaches getting into your virtual food because our server is bug-free!

So come on over and claim your virtual fridge shelf today. Who knew organizing food could be so fun and drama-free? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

binge watching, controversial opinions, critical acclaim, Entertainment, fan favorites., guilty pleasures, hate-watching, HateShowButTheyLove, hot takes, media criticism, Minecraft, must-see TV, overrated shows, smp, television, TV critics, TV culture., TV debates, TV fandom, TV recommendations, TV series, tv shows, unpopular opinions

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. Like, one time we had a creeper riding a pig and it was like, the funniest thing ever.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.

And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

PerspectiveShiftMC

altered worldview, awakening moment, broadened horizons, changed forever, changed mindset, eye-opening experience, global awareness, impactful moment, life altering event, life-changing moment, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, profound realization, shift in perception, shifted mindset, shifted perspective, transformative experience, worldview transformation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Runes Activated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Have you ever had a moment in Minecraft that changed your perspective on the blocky world forever? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting and mining!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding a secret underground village filled with diamond-clad villagers who speak in rhymes and riddles. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can shear it without getting kicked in the face.

But beware, for our server is also home to the notorious Ender Chicken, a foul beast that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and emerge victorious?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your perspective forever changed!

ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost

2bn, Arctic resources, Arctic security, ArcticCraft, Boost, Defense, denmark, diplomatic relations, economic development, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government spending, Greenland, international relations, Investment, Military, national security, Nordic countries, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial expansion, trump

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	120	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

Fool’s Errand Server: Misaligned Mobs

Accountability, algorithmic accountability, alignment, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, Controlling, deep learning, Errand, Ethics, Fairness, fool’s errands, Fools, interpretability, large language models, machine learning, misaligned, mobs, model governance, neural networks, nlp, proof, responsible AI, Server, transparency

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchantments Applied:	288	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.

join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.

plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!

Yolo | You only live once server minecraft

adequate community, beautiful design, Community, design, Discord, good plugins, Hosting, humor, Minecraft, Plugins, private server, Server, stable TPS, tps, well-tuned discord, yolo, You only live once

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	222	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

? Yolo – You Only Live Once

? Our private minecraft server – Yolo

Let’s tell you why you should go to our private server with unusual plugins:

1. Humor and most importantly adequate community;

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3. Good hosting, stable 20 TPS;

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4. A well -tuned discord server

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5. Beautiful design

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Blossoms of War, Like Flames 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blossoms, carnal union, child-bearing hips, creamy skin, family, flames, Goddess, Hana wa Saku, impregnate, juche milk, luscious lips, manhood, moans, motherly bosom, Natsue An, perfect, Seifuku, Shura no Gotoku, Sumomomomomomomogaoka, sweet sweat, twintails, velvety cream, War, War Crimes, Worship

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimension Hops:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to impregnate Natsue An (not really, but wouldn’t that be wild?). Our server is like a holy shrine dedicated to her divine figure, with child-bearing hips that will make you drop to your knees in worship (not literally, please don’t do that).

We offer a unique experience where you can commit more war crimes than every Kichijoji in Sumomomomomomomogaoka history (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Listen to Natsue An’s moans as you build your Minecraft empire and let your imagination run wild (within reason, of course).

Suckle at her motherly bosom (metaphorically, please) and let her juche milk inspire your creativity in the game. Our server is louder than ten thousand radio announcements, with a community that is as passionate as you are about Natsue An (maybe not that passionate, but close).

So come join us, and let’s build a world where Natsue An’s twintails can hit you with love and where you can retire after raising twenty-seven virtual children together. It’s the perfect escape from reality, where you can let your wildest fantasies come to life (in Minecraft, of course).

Work Woes & Minecraft Bros

Boundaries, bros, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional support, Empathy, feeling hurt, feeling left out, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner dynamics, personal struggles, Reassurance, relationship problems, seeking help, small business owners, Support, woes, work, work stress

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and misunderstandings in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real-life problems! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the stress and just focus on building and exploring.

Just like in this crazy story, you can navigate through challenging situations and learn how to communicate better with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend or SO in our virtual world!

Don’t be the “asshole” in your relationships, join our server and let off some steam in a fun and lighthearted environment. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!