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LifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, personal growth, Development, mindset, progress

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will legit change your life forever. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes.

Join us and you’ll find yourself on a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground society of potato farmers. We have epic build battles where you can unleash your inner Bob Ross and create masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers. Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and magical disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, your life will never be the same again.

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InstaDeath Surprise

deadly hazards, silent killers, unnoticed dangers, silent threats, instant death

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be killed instantly by the dreaded Killer Bunnies! That’s right, these fluffy little creatures may look cute and innocent, but they will not hesitate to take you out with their razor-sharp teeth and killer instincts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless leader General Cluckington. These chickens are not your average farm animals – they are trained in the art of warfare and will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join forces with them or beware of their pecking wrath!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cactus Forest, where the cacti have a mind of their own and will attack anyone who dares to enter their domain. But don’t worry, if you survive the prickly onslaught, you may just discover hidden treasures and secrets that will make it all worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes (and running for your life) at every turn!

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BlockyProtest Minecraft Server

Democracy, Political unrest, political shift, Streets protest, eastern europe

lol this server is like a protest but in minecraft!! we take to the streets but in block form!! premier is like a villager but he keeps shifting toward russia like he’s trying to trade with them or something lol. join us and fight for our blocky rights!! we build giant signs that say “no russia” and throw virtual snowballs at anyone who tries to trade with them. it’s a virtual revolution, but with creepers and pigs!! come join the fun and help us overthrow the premier before he builds a giant russian flag in the town square!! #blockyprotest #minecraftrevolution #downwithrussia

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MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

Tariffs, TacoCraft, Refuse, economic impact, MapleCraft

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

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Asshole to Asshole Craft

taboo, Boundaries, interpersonal relationships, social customs, personal connections

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

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Cobbleton Forever

Website, Secret’s Journal, crops, Wiki, discord server
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A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

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play.cobbleton.com

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If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!
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Oshi Eats & Collabs 1.20

desire, Fan, pussy, satisfaction, indulgence

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic collabs with your favorite idols! We’ll make sure you have a wild time building together and then we’ll feast on virtual delicacies like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real food when you can have a taste of victory in every bite? Come join us for a crazy ride through the world of blocky adventures and questionable culinary choices!

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SisFreeRidesNoMore

Uber, Excuses, Transportation, refusal, Siblings

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

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DreamCraft: Not as Glam as You Think

misconceptions, false perceptions, glam, romantic fantasies, DreamCraft

Are you tired of people romanticizing things that are just not as great as they seem? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shatter all your illusions! Join us for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and reality is always stranger than fiction.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes? Trust us, it’s a real thing.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want that? And on our server, that dream can become a reality. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things may not be as romantic as you imagine, but they sure are a whole lot more fun!

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UkrainianTerritoryWars

geopolitical tensions, opposition leader, eastern europe, war rhetoric, Ukraine

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.

u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.

also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.

so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?

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