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MineDivine Minecraft Server

anguished moans, Animals, blasphemy, Blood, Caves, Commandments, DIRTY, Divine, divinity, Forbidden, fuck, GOD, innocent, kill, Minecraft, MineDivine, Naughty, Pleasure, rape, rich boy mansions, Server, Sin, wild bears

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!

So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!

Minecraft SMP: Anon, please, we have simply invited you to this block party

Anon, BLOCK, Communication, Conversation, Desires, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Hear, ideas, INPUT, invited, Minecraft, Mr. Anon, Opinions, Participation, Party, Perspectives, please, sharing, Simply, smp, Thoughts, Thread

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	9929
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchantments Applied:	236
Dragon Eggs Found:	4224	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

BUILD, community event, CraftyBlockFest, cross-cultural exchange, cultural tradition, festive activities, global celebration, global celebration day, global festivities, global harmony, global holiday, global holiday activities, global holiday celebration, global holiday customs, global holiday event, global holiday tradition, global solidarity, global unity, international observance, new holiday, Party, Players, unite, unity and diversity, worldwide holiday

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

ISIS_BlockParty

air strikes, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, extremism, iraq, Iraq War, Isis, ISIS_BlockParty, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	1282	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!