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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5529 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Welcome to our totally not basic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a pig! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we all pretend to be professional Minecraft builders but end up accidentally blowing up our own creations with TNT.
Our server owner, Cornette, is basically the king of the server but he refuses to acknowledge that he’s just another indie geek like the rest of us. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else, only to accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket.
If you’re looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much), then come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank war and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
