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Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

Active players, Adventure, bedrock, bland, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, English, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Included, java, kinda, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, NotSoVanilla, okayish, playing experience, plebs, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spuds, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Crops Grown:	4584
Potions Brewed:	85	Towns Built:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

akg, arknights, caster, collab, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, Joint Action, jp, Knights, KR, medic, Minecraft, Operation, orienteering, RERUN, Resources, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	638	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
New Chunks Explored:	545338	Farms Harvested:	266
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1065
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crops Grown:	6452	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Void Gems Collected:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	297
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	599336
Villages Defended:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!