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AlienRepellentCraft

AlienRepellentCraft, aliens, Communication, culture, Curiosity, Defense, Diplomacy, discovery, Earth, Exploration, History, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, outer space, Peace, Science, Survival, Technology, Unity, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be blown away by the sheer awesomeness!

Join us and show those extraterrestrial beings what true creativity looks like. Our server is so amazing that even aliens would be like, “Whoa, we gotta get outta here, these humans are too cool for us!”

We have insane builds that will make those aliens question their own architectural skills. From giant pixel art of their own faces to gravity-defying structures that defy all logic, our server is out of this world (literally).

So come join us and help us show those aliens that Earth is the coolest place in the universe, all thanks to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe they’ll even stick around to play a round of spleef with us!

AutisticCraft – Escape the Small Talk!

autism, AutisticCraft, Board Games, Cognitive, comfort, Communication, Community, Connection, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, INCLUSIVE, Interaction, mental health, neurodiversity, Popular, Sensory, Small, Social Skills, socialization, strategy, Talk, Therapy, uncertainty

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	131	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the pressures of social interaction and small talk just like board games do for autistic peeps! we have insane builds and crazy mini games that will blow ur mind. 7% of our players are autistic so u know u will fit right in. forget the real world and come get lost in our virtual world where u can be whoever u want to be. join now for a wild ride that will make u never want to leave!

CinderCivs: Where 14+ Adults Pretend to be Politicians and Probably Kill Each Other

Adults, alliances, CinderCivs, Community, creative projects, custom crafting, Diplomacy, kill, nicknames, persistent world, player made maps., player nations, politicians, PRETEND, rail improvements, Roleplay, roleplay additions, Trade, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3925	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Server Name	CinderCivs
Server Type	Geopolitical RP
Claimable Area	10k x 10k
Nether Travel	1:1 system
	Disabled

Overview:

Server focused on geopolitics and creating a persistent world
Features player-driven claims and admin moderation
Encourages community projects and creative endeavors
Dedicated player nations engaging in war, diplomacy, and alliances
Vanilla gameplay with custom additions for player freedom

FAQ:

Q: How are claims managed on the server?

A: Claims are player-driven and admin moderated, there is no Towny plugin used.

Q: Are Elytra and the Nether Roof accessible?

A: Elytra and the Nether Roof are disabled on the server.

Q: What is the server’s stance on toxic behavior?

A: The server has a firm stance against derogatory statements, racism, and toxic behavior.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: While most gameplay is vanilla, custom crafting recipes, roleplay additions, nicknaming, and rail improvements have been added for player enjoyment.

Q: Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

A: No, maps are player-made through various graphic editors.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: The application process is open to the community to see and discuss, join the Discord for more information.

Crafty Escorts Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult services, best fuck, Crafty, discreet encounters, escort services, escorts, Faggots, faggotspic, forbidden pleasures, fulfilling desires, intimate encounters, Long Time, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid sex, pic related, Server, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual services, start fucking escorts, taboo

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).

VPsCraft Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Candidate, Choice, decision, Decision making, election, Future, History, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Polls, Popularity, running mate, Server, success, Support, trump, vice president, Victory, VP pick, VPsCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	5881
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Join our Minecraft server and become the greatest VP in history! Forget politics, this is where the real power lies. Our VP pick will be so terrific, it will make your head spin. The polls will go through the roof as you dominate the virtual world like never before. Trust us, it’s going to be a big win for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make Minecraft great again!

HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby

church pamphlets, cigarettes, compassion, drive home, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, fast food, Frustrated, Happy, Hospital, Hubby, HurryCraft, husband, impatient, indoor kids jungle gym, Mall, minor surgery, patience, Religion, smoke break, surgery, Talking to strangers, Waiting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of waiting around for your husband to finish his smoke breaks and religious discussions with random strangers? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no smoke breaks allowed and the only religion we follow is the worship of diamonds and creepers!

Join us for endless adventures, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky husbands who just can’t seem to leave the mall. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of timely departures and respect for your time.

So say goodbye to waiting around for hours on end and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe. Join our server today and start building your own epic story, without any unnecessary smoke breaks getting in your way!

CraftyCrimeWitnesses

community awareness, CraftyCrimeWitnesses, Crime Prevention, crime reporting, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, crime victim, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal incident, criminal investigation, criminal justice reform, criminal justice system, criminal offense, eyewitness account, law enforcement, Public Safety, reporting crime, witnessed crime

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and crazy Minecraft adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic crimes in Minecraft history! From stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players to building giant lava pits to trap your enemies, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who knows, you might even become a notorious criminal mastermind yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels to prove your skills and dominance. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

DeifCraft: Strike & Build!

BUILD, Conflict, DeifCraft, gaza, Hamas, International, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Mohammed Deif, News, Palestinian, Report, southern Gaza, strike, Targeted, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War, world events

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Animals Bred:	103
Buildings Constructed:	48	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like hamas leaders! we target them with our TNT cannons and watch them go boom! dozens of players have already joined in on the fun, so come on and join the chaos! who needs peace when you can have explosions?! join now for a blast of a time!

Forever YoungCraft

“Youth, age is just a number, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Cherishing moments, embracing age, gratefulness, growing older, inner growth, life stages, living in the present, mindfulness, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, time passing, time perception, Timeless wisdom, wisdom, YoungCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

join our epic minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and age is just a number. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

need a break from mining? take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that goes through a portal to a land of endless candy and unicorns.

want to show off your building skills? we have a competition where you have to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and obsidian. winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?

JavaJunkiesCraft

behavioral genetics, caffeine metabolism, coffee addiction, coffee consumption, coffee drinking behaviors, coffee genetics, coffee habits, coffee preferences, DNA variations, Genetic differences, genetic factors, genetic influences, genetic markers, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic study, genetic variations, genetics, influence, JavaJunkiesCraft, personalized nutrition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	112
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.

if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.

so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.