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SunLassoMaui

Adventure, animated film, demigod, Disney, god like, heroic deeds, legend, magical abilities, maui, Maui’s hook, Moana, Mythical hero, Pacific Islander, Polynesian mythology, Powerful, strength, Sun God, Sun lasso, SunLassoMaui, Supernatural, underestimated

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, have u ever wanted to be as powerful as Maui from Moana? Well, on this server, u can be! We got the SUN lassoed up just like Maui did, so u know we mean business. Join us and harness the power of the sun to dominate all the other players. Plus, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of ur life! Join now and become a legend like Maui himself.

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2089	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6868
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	969
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Potions Brewed:	77	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	95	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	1515	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!