matthiastanzmann Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””/Minecraft SMP/ LOL I’m a Noob””

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

barely ate, desserts, dining out, drinks, expensive meals, Friends, Group Chat, group dinner, HangryCraft, making a big deal, Minecraft, paying for what I had, refusing to split bill, Restaurant, Server, small appetizer, social etiquette, split evenly, Stingy, uneven bill split, UNFAIR, vibe of the night

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to split the bill evenly with your friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called cheap for only paying for what you actually use.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value fairness and individual responsibility. No more dealing with friends who think it’s okay to make you pay for their extravagant meals while you only ordered a small appetizer.

Join us and enjoy a world where you can play without the drama of splitting bills evenly. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about standing up for yourself and not letting others take advantage of you? Come join the fun and let’s play together!

NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mines Excavated:	4194
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magic Items Found:	1028
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	42

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	2476
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

cartoon, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft game, minecraft movie, Server, steve, steve minecraft, the minecraft movie, vailskibum, Warner Bros, warner bros minecraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.

CelestiaCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!

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FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

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