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Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	274
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

acceptance, afraid edition, Community, discussion, empowerment, ETERNAL, Femboy, femboys, Fun, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, non-binary, Players, safe space, Sexuality, Support, Thread, Trans, trap, Trapcraft, twink, twinks, unite

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

2 weeks notice, BlockyBucks, Career Advice, career choices, career decisions, diamonds, employee rights, ghosting, job resignation, job satisfaction, job stress, mental health, office drama, professional etiquette, quitting a job, Top, toxic work environment, Wagecucking, work relationships, workplace conflict, workplace stress

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, CREEPERS, DeepL, discussion, download links, Drool, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Recommendations, rule, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel, VN General, Yoshi’s, YoshiCraft, Yoshino Edition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	134	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

Anglo-Saxons, Asians, Beliefs, creeper, culture, CURSE, discrimination, Diversity, Drool, east, east asians, ethnicity, global perspective, grotesque race, Identity, japanese, master race, mastercraft, Nationality, next life, Privilege, race relations, Reincarnation, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	967629
Animals Bred:	152	Players Killed by Monsters:	2120
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?