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The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	4534
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	922
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8500	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5126	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	291	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6099
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4036	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!