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CraftyTrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Votes:	2185
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	2953	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by our mustachioed server owner who will guide you through a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. That’s right, llamas!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge the mustachioed owner to a mustache-growing contest. Winner gets a diamond pickaxe!

Minecraft SMP – ZenlessZoneZeroGamer

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who love to party and dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

adhd, age gap, Ambitions, clarification, custody, Divorce, embarrassed, Excuses, family, Father, Housewife, Interaction, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moral ground, Rebellion, Remarried, Server, Siblings, step mother, StepMomSucks, Tension

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2404
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!

Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.

So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!

VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

Best Friend, car sickness, CHIPS, clean up, Commute, Driving, furious, gagging, gas station, greasy food, Help, Marriage, NotSupportingWifeAITA, picky eater, selfish, Soda, supporting, throwing up, traffic jam, vomit, vomit phobia, VomitCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men

BlockyBoys, Communication, compassion, emotions, Empathy, equality, Femininity, gender dynamics, Listening, Masculinity, Men, Mind, Minecraft, misconceptions, perspective, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Understanding, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of bros to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.

BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

arrest warrants, Britain, BritCraft, challenge, court decision, diplomatic relations, Drop, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli leaders, Justice, legal challenge, legal jurisdiction, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, political controversy, Server, United Kingdom, War Crimes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!

ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, cluster munition, ClusterCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, double-tap strike, DoubleTap, eastern europe, humanitarian, international relations, Kharkiv, Military, Police, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette

PixelatedPewPewPalooza

Celebrated, Conflict, culture, death, Destruction, devices, Entertainment, fascination, Manipulation, Military, modern media, Obsession, PixelatedPewPewPalooza, Propaganda, Romanticized, society, sub-cultures, Technology, violence, War, weapons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	197	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to like, blow stuff up and stuff but, like, in a totally fun and not scary way? well, do we have the server for you! come join us on our totally rad minecraft server where you can blow up all the things and not get in trouble for it!

we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!

so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).

GammaRayGurus

Analysis, Astronomy, Breakthrough, Chinese, data, DISCOVER, discovery, Experiment, findings, gamma ray, GammaRayGurus, highest-energy, innovation, Observation, PHYSICS., research, Science, scientists, spectral line, study, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

So like, u know how Chinese scientists be all smart and stuff? Well, they discovered this super high-energy gamma-ray spectral line, which is like, totally mind-blowing, right? And guess what? They decided to build a Minecraft server around it!

Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!

GAIA – State of Disorder

250k border, Anarchy, custom cosmetics, Economy, fresh world, gaia, Greek Mythological Fantasy, Gui Shop, Jobs, Minecraft, State of Disorder, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7283
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Greek Mythological Fantasy

Fresh 1.21 world with a 250k border, soon to be extended.

Server economy, with jobs and a gui shop.

Custom cosmetics.

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