Matt McKeever Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9325	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6657	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Emeralds Found:	4076

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Emeralds Found:	9050
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos