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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6075 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
LOL come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more explosions den a creeper on steroids, ya know? we got so much action dat even the zombies be like “whoa, dis place is lit!” plus, we got more loot den a pirate’s treasure chest, matey!
And get dis, our server is so wild dat even the villagers be throwin’ parties every night, ain’t no sleepin’ in dis town! we even got Ender Dragons doin’ backflips and creepers breakdancing like it’s da 80s.
So if you wanna have a blast like a TNT cannon or go on adventures crazier den a pig riding a chicken, den dis server is da place for ya! come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one explosion at a time! BOOM! 🧨🔥💥
