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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Emeralds Found:	4671
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	518

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	582288	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8289	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!