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Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
New Chunks Explored:	734429	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	4567
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchantments Applied:	279	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2568	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

73732277, arithmetic, blocks, collide, Communication, Community, Counting, CraftyDigits, data, Digital, Digits, discussion, forum, Interactive, internet, Math, message board, Numbers, numeral, ONLINE, previous, sequence, Technology, Thread

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	964	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Farms Harvested:	856
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!