🍆💦Mathew Jonson Minecraft Servers

Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

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Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

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Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Gender Bender Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9383	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	6414	Buildings Constructed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	259	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Comprehensive Mathew Jonson Minecraft Servers

Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

Stats November 21, 2024

Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

Stats November 21, 2024

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

Stats November 21, 2024

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

Stats November 21, 2024

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

Stats November 21, 2024

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

Stats November 21, 2024

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

Stats November 21, 2024

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

Stats November 21, 2024

Gender Bender Craft

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	235	Crops Grown:	9562
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1