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NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

HateCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Players Killed by Monsters:	4523	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Star Shards Collected:	227
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mines Excavated:	4865	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Animals Bred:	164
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9215	Votes:	8337
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bros, brother, Chores, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, freeloading, Girlfriend, guest etiquette, House, house rules, household expenses, living arrangement, living together, long-term stay, Minecraft, Pays, PLAYS, privacy, Server, shared space, Utilities

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2308
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!