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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5807 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!