matchguaranty Minecraft Servers

matchguaranty Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

    CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5642
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

    Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

    Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8263
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Dimension Hops: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8856
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

    Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

    So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

    AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7646
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

    So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

    Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7637
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5435
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

    Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

    Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 9523
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 498
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Enchantments Applied: 290
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9270
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Falling into the Void: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9588 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

    On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Pick-a-Block: Only One
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3661
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

    Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

    Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

    Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 9739
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

    So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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