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MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4236	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	73
Ores Mined:	1108	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	4050	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crops Grown:	3958
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Items Found:	2182
Potions Brewed:	196	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, bipoc, bland, Community, cultural diversity, Diversity, equality, folx, Identity, inclusion, intersectionality, Italian culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, racial equity, representation, Server, social justice, Trans, TransCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

lawt, Minecraft, Nawt, not a whole lot, PixelPunch, Server, whole

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!

KidCraftKhaos

blended family, Communication, Disappointment, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKhaos, Listening, parenting, rejection, relationship dynamics, remarriage, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Support, teenagers, Therapy, Understanding, young adults

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and create your own family dynamics (or lack thereof).

Join us and avoid the blended family drama that plagued my brother’s life. No need to worry about step-siblings who refuse to interact or ex-wives causing trouble. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama holding you back.

So come join us and leave the real-life family issues behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a castle? Plus, our server has zero tolerance for anti-blended family sentiments, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Don’t be like my brother, constantly chasing after kids who want nothing to do with him. Instead, join our server and create your own family dynamics with players who actually want to be there. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama.