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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3705 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4652 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
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