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SmokinCraft: Not as Bad as Smoking Three Cigarettes a Day Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	2192	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	4699	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant, fire-breathing chickens that guard hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary farm animals – they have been trained by evil sorcerers to protect their precious loot at all costs!

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about taking on our legendary boss mob, the Cigarette Smoking Dragon? This fearsome beast is said to have a deadly breath that smells like a mix of tobacco and burnt marshmallows. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical cigarette that grants you unlimited power – but be careful, smoking it too much might have some…unforeseen consequences.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

Crafting Cubicle Chaos

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	162
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Do you dream of escaping the monotony of office life and diving into a world of endless possibilities? Then come join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring workdays forever!

On our server, you can build a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or even discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare enchanted tridents.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

Failed Fortune Jail: NOOB combat ANTI-Winning 1.20.4

1.20.4, ANTIWinning, Auctionhouse, Combat, Communication, Community, creative plots, Discord, Failed, Features, fortune, Fun, gameplay, Jail, Minecraft, Network, non-p2w, noob, op, Play, prestige system, pvp system, Ranks, Server, Unique, virtual shop, Website

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	8933	Astral Projections Made:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	140	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Prosper Prison Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Epic Prison Gameplay	Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System. Every block mined is a step towards greatness.
	With our virtual shop, auctionhouse, and pvp system, you will prosper and conquer the server.
PVP at its Finest	Our server shines with a heavy focus on PVP. Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles.
Supportive Community	Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable. Be part of a positive and engaging environment.
Creative Plots	Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.

Join Prosper Prison Today!

We promise that you will have an enjoyable time and become a part of our community. Experience the Best in Minecraft Prison Servers!

Server IP: play.prosperprison.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/x6vVrSUZgf

Website: https://www.prosperprison.net

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, our server is non-p2w, ensuring a fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: What game modes are available on the server?

A: We have 4 additional game modes in addition to the OP prison mode, providing a variety of experiences for players.

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.

TwinHorns Network VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Community oriented, competitive, Cross-Play, Customization, Economy, Events, Exploration, Koth, multiplayer, Pets, PvP, Quests, Ranking, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Comparison between Hypixel and TwinHorns Network

Features	Hypixel	TwinHorns Network
Game Modes	Wide variety of game modes including minigames, skyblock, bedwars, and more.	Whitelisted survival gamemode with additional features such as economy, crates, KOTH, and cosmetics.
Player Base	Massive player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Smaller player base with a focus on community-oriented gameplay.
Staff Team	Large staff team to manage the server and assist players.	Friendly staff team that focuses on creating a positive gaming experience for players.
Customization	Limited customization options for players.	Players can earn ranks, cosmetics, and other in-game items through gameplay.
IP Address	play.hypixel.net	IP address available on Discord server.

FAQs

Q: Which server has more game modes?

A: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes including minigames, skyblock, bedwars, and more.

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a massive player base with thousands of players online at any given time.

Q: Can players customize their gameplay experience?

A: TwinHorns Network provides players with the opportunity to earn ranks, cosmetics, and other in-game items through gameplay.

Q: How can I join TwinHorns Network?

A: You can find the IP address and other information on the Discord server.

Blocky Bants: ‘/int/ webm thread’ Minecraft Server

Bants, blocky, Community, CONTENT, culture, Digital, Diverse, Entertainment, forum, Global, Int, Interactive, International, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, ONLINE, Server, sharing, Social, Thread, Videos, webm

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5981	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place on the block! Join us for our /int/ webm thread where you can watch hilarious and outrageous videos while building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama-twerking. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks at the bottom of the ocean. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who challenges players to a dance-off before they can claim their prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, llamas, and treasure hunts!

Crafting Craze: Eurovision Edition

artists, Audience, celebration, Competition, Contest, Crafting, CRAZE, Edition, Entertainment, Europe, Eurovision, Eurovision2021, EXCITEMENT, Music, Performance, Post Show, Results, Singers, Sleep, spectacle, Stage, Thread, Voting

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Potions Brewed:	91
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the last one you’ll ever need before you hit the hay!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you survive the dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. If you impress him, he might just reward you with a diamond-encrusted potato.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be partying with Herobrine and dancing with creepers? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8670
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.w02o.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medieval Land: Where peasants mine for diamonds and knights pay with IOUs

Aether, colonies, Curseforge, diamonds, Discord, Donate, Gameplay experience, in-game currency, IOUs, Knights, Land, largest colony, Medieval, medieval themed, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Patreon, Pay, Peasants, Relaxation, Shop, Staff, Support, Twillight, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Medieval Land Minecraft Server

Overview
Are you looking for a medieval themed server? Your search ends right here! Newly created server on 1.20.1. Our modpack is loaded on Curseforge. We have mods mainly around Minecolonies, but our server also have own in-game currency and every player can make their own shop. Cooperate with other colonies or declare a war. You can fight in Aether or the Twilight. If you enjoy just the relaxing gameplay, it’s your time to build the biggest colony!

Overview

Are you looking for a medieval themed server? Your search ends right here! Newly created server on 1.20.1. Our modpack is loaded on Curseforge. We have mods mainly around Minecolonies, but our server also have own in-game currency and every player can make their own shop. Cooperate with other colonies or declare a war. You can fight in Aether or the Twilight. If you enjoy just the relaxing gameplay, it’s your time to build the biggest colony!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server free to join and play?	Yes, the server is completely free to join and play.
How can I support the server?	If you would like to support our work, you can donate on our Patreon account. The link is provided below. However, donations are not mandatory to join and enjoy the server.
What is the server’s Patreon account?	https://www.patreon.com/MedievalLand
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server for the community. Join using the link provided below.
What is the server’s Discord link?	https://discord.gg/EGqeJqap4w
Where can I find the modpack for the server on Curseforge?	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/medieval-land
What Minecraft version does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Crafty LOLz: Art Cover Edition

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fearless players ventured into our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will be blessed with incredible luck and unimaginable riches. Plus, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter – rainbow sheep that drop candy instead of wool, zombie villagers that sell enchanted gear, and creepers that explode into confetti! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

VTuber Murder Mayhem Minecraft Madness

accusations, allegations, Combat, Community, Confirmed, controversy, crime, Entertainment, investigation, Justice, Killed, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, ONLINE, people, Reality, scandal, speculation, streaming, Truth, virtual, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have vtubers who are confirmed to have taken out players in epic combat battles! Join us if you want to test your skills against these virtual assassins and see if you have what it takes to survive. Who knows, you might even become friends with a vtuber who can help you dominate the competition! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!