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High AF Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as getting high on 100 mg cannabinoid gummies! 🌿🤪

Join us for a truly unique experience, like the time a player got so into building their virtual world that they started hallucinating anime toddlers getting double penetrated! 🙈🍆💦

Our creepy music will keep you enchanted and aroused as you explore our insane landscapes and meet fellow players who are just as out there as you are. 🎶🔥

So why wait? Come join us and see where your wildest Minecraft fantasies can take you! Just be sure to leave the cannabinoid gummies at home. 😉✨

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

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🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server for the most INSANE gaming experience of your life!

Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!

Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?

So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dreams

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special challenge for all players – the first fictional character you jerked off to! That’s right, we want to know all about your wildest fantasies and secret crushes from the world of fiction. Join us and share your embarrassing stories with fellow players who have also fallen victim to their animated attractions. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new favorite character to add to your spank bank! So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!

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Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

ShortSquadCraft – Where Manlets Rule the Minecraft World! #TallTales #ShortStacks #TinyTerror

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Are you tired of dull Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh? Join our server for a wild time full of lolzy shenanigans! We have a fap workout routine that will have you flexing those virtual biceps in no time. Plus, who needs to worry about height when you can just lay down, sleep, and repeat until you become a Minecraft legend? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous server around!

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP: Snoot Wednesday – Jet Set Radio Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a reptile in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Download our exclusive Snoot Game at snootgame.xyz and listen to the epic OST while you play. Need some guidance? Check out our Fang board playlists for some killer tunes to accompany your gameplay.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheets. Plus, we have AI chatbots and Blender models for all your creative needs.

But the real question is, could you beat your Snootfu in a fight? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and find out!

RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

CraftyGiftlessGamer

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be pressured into attending weddings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who prefer pixelated adventures over awkward family gatherings.

Join us and never worry about receiving wedding invitations from distant relatives again. We promise not to judge you for declining, and we definitely won’t guilt trip you for not sending a gift. In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and exploring our virtual world instead.

So if you’re tired of being used as a gift-giving machine at weddings, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be giving is your time and creativity. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky fun with us?

DreamCraft SMP

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Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where dreams come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle evil mobs with enchanted rubber chickens, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Mine4Money

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the wild adventures of Putin and Assad in Syria! Build your own Russian base and watch out for surprise attacks just like in real life! Will you be able to defend against Ukraine’s sneaky moves? Join now for a chance to be a part of this insane battle for power and dominance! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

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yo yo yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got F-16s flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business! imagine buildin’ ur lil blocky house while fighter jets zoom overhead, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft!

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SlimCraft: Brain Boosted & Hungry-Free

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it will literally alter ur brain connectivity like an 8-week low-calorie diet but without the hunger pangs, yo. like, imagine ur brain lighting up like a disco ball in regions linked to emotion and memory, all cuz u decided to log on and play some blocky games. plus, u will totally lose ur appetite for boring servers once u see the insane builds and epic adventures waiting for u here. so come on, join us and level up ur brain while having a blast in the virtual world. u won’t regret it, promise!

Hyperspeed

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We present to you the Hyperpseed Minecraft server:

45.43.163.18:25504

CheeseCraft: The Server Where You Can Make So Much Butter You’ll Lactose Your Mind!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Key Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community for all skill levels

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, except for specific ones listed for Badlion Client.
What happens if someone is caught cheating?	They will receive a permanent, unpardonable ban.
Is toxic behavior tolerated on the server?	No, any rude or discriminatory behavior will not be tolerated.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version available.
Is joining the Discord server required?	It is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

Ready to join our server? Use the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! PLEASE ADHERE TO THE SERVER RULES.

Allowed Clients:

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed for Badlion are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion:

Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, CPS, Crosshair, Damage Tint, Enchant Glint, FPS, Hit Color, Item Physics, KeyStrokes, OofMod, Ping, Tab

Please note that the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Your suggestions are welcome for improvements before the official release.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Star Shards Collected:	197	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	2400	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	972868
Dragon Eggs Found:	6895	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	112
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7208
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2851	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mines Excavated:	4305
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	3921	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

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