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No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2715	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2343
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈

Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

MeowSMP

Meowsmp, smp, Some possible tags from this Minecraft server could include: – active players – long term – no world resets – discord – fun – SMP server – IP address

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	23170

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	Brand new SMP server looking for active players who wanna have fun and do whatever. Planned to be up long term aka multiple years. Never going to restart or reset, NO WORLD RESETS.
IP Address	https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it just started tonight.
Are world resets planned?	No, there will be no world resets.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to be up long term, potentially multiple years.
What type of server is it?	It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Where can I find the server IP?	The IP address can be found in the discord: https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

Iron Mouse Kingdom 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, art, Chatting, Clips, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, Iron, Ironmouse, Kingdom, Mouse, online personality, Rivals, streaming, Subnautica, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	131	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server that’s all about Ironmouse, the queen of streaming! She’s probably out there wrecking rivals and exploring the depths of Subnautica as we speak. If you wanna join the party, this is the place to be, fam. We talk all things Ironmouse and her epic streams, so if you ain’t about that, then peace out. But if you’re down for some lit content, check out her Twitch, YouTube, clips, VODS, TikTok, Twitter, and more! It’s a whole vibe, trust me. So come hang with us and let’s get this party started! #IronmouseGang #MinecraftMadness

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	128	Dragon Eggs Found:	3159
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5748	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2137	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Dragon Eggs Found:	2031	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀