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MasterpieceCraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is a freaking masterpiece! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want to fly like a bat? Done. Want to shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual tacos? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, it’s a freaking masterpiece.

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Void Armor Forged:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	8655	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	1295	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.