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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

TalentlessButCool

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchantments Applied:	69	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219

So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

TerraCrafts Survival

adventure exploration survival builder fighter multiplayer sandbox community economy factions minigames roleplay skyblock creative vanilla modded PVP farming friendly mature, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchantments Applied:	167	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

mc.terracrafts.com

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

tophat.mysrv.us:25261

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

KickOutCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3264
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Potions Brewed:	121	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉