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Luke Look Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	61
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

adaptation, Ancestor, Ancient, asian, Australia, canines, CARNIVORES, Dingoes, Dog-Like Ancestor, doglike, east, East Asian, Evolution, evolved, fossil record, genetic study, genetics, Migration, natural history, Origin, research, species, study, StudyCraft, wildlife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

BlockyStar, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, pso2g, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Verification Data

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	617018	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Buildings Constructed:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

FactNinjaMC SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

LadyCraftBoss

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Pixel Pals Paradise

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	204646
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	4696	Vanishing Items Found:	4

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	6512	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!