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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3398 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?