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SovietCraft: Boomers’ Nostalgia

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4294	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of hearing about the good ol’ days of the USSR from your grandparents? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and experience the glory of the Soviet Union for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the Siberian tundra, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist propaganda and vodka. Or how about building your own Gulag and forcing other players to mine for you while you relax in your luxurious dacha?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against capitalist pigs and defend the motherland from imperialist invaders. Plus, our server is filled with authentic Soviet architecture and landmarks, like the Kremlin and Lenin’s Mausoleum.

So say goodbye to nostalgia and hello to the ultimate Soviet Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a true comrade in arms!

Crafty CPU Wars: Intel vs AMD – Mine, Build, Battle!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers that promise support through the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming paradise! Why choose Intel over AMD when you can join us and experience the power of Zen5 in all its glory? Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually discovered a secret portal to the future where we’ve already upgraded to Zen10! Join us now for a wild ride through time and technology – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, Butterfly Dance, Crystalis Abi Kadabura, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Hu and Reina’s covers, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, lolz, Lunalia Alias Anono, maid themed streams, Memecraft, MIEL, Moe Moe Mirai, Mono Monet, Obari Luca, Petalight Kou Mariya, Petalight’s 6 month anniversary art, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, US branch, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Bill, Sir? Look no further than this server where the talents of V4Mirai will blow your mind! Gen 1 Crystalis Abi Kadabura will rock your world with her streams, while Serina Maiko will have you laughing so hard your creeper explodes! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – Petalight Kou Mariya’s streams are so lit, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the Nether! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where maid-themed streams are a regular occurrence? It’s like playing Minecraft in a virtual cafe – so fancy! And if that’s not enough, the Brave EN groups will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their crazy antics. So join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other – trust us, you won’t regret it!

GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Votes:	8015
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”

THE LUCRAFT SERVER ALIMERCRAFT

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

THE LUCRAFT SERVERAlimer CraftIP: alimer.godlike.clubCURSE FORGE MODPACKS:MODS:Lucraft, Speedsterheroes, HeroesExpansion, The Fifth World, PymTech, AlimerCraft, Quark, Immersive Engineering, Endgame, and othersADDONPACKS:Lantern Corp, Ben 10, MaxHeroes, SpeedsterAddonPacks, Danny, DFIronMan, DFHeroes, MightiestHeroes, NotEnoughHeroes, Manhattan, and others.MODPACKS:https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-lucraft-alimercraft-modpacks

DISCORD – discord.gg/YcebyZ5Nze

THE MOD PACK CAN ALSO BE DOWNLOADED ON THE DISCORD SERVER.

alimer.godlike.club

The Barnyard! Where cows code, pigs play, and sheep take selfies on Modded SMP – Apply for the VIP Grass Pass today!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Barnyard
Description	A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions!
Main Mods	Genetic Animals Realistic Horse Genetics Alex’s Mobs Get in the Bucket Farmer’s Delight Tinker’s Construct
Whitelist	Yes, whitelist server. Join Discord and fill out whitelisting form.
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out the whitelisting form to be allowed on the server.
What are the main mods featured?	Main mods include Genetic Animals, Realistic Horse Genetics, Alex’s Mobs, Get in the Bucket, Farmer’s Delight, Tinker’s Construct, and more.
Are there any rules to follow?	Yes, please make sure to read our rules before joining the server.
What is the gameplay like?	Enjoy cozy farming gameplay with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions.

Blocky Deathmatch

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Potions Brewed:	119	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ladders have a mind of their own! Our ladders are so advanced, they require a secret handshake to climb down. Don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll feel like a ladder-climbing champion!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of navigating through our quirky world filled with magical ladders, mischievous mobs, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a ladder that leads to a secret underground disco party!

So if you’re ready to test your ladder-climbing skills and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, the ladders are watching…and they’re not afraid to play tricks on you!

Snooty Stressbusters: Minecraft Madness on Thursdays!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.

Block Party

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old political parties? Want something more exciting and chaotic? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the communist parties are throwing epic dance parties and the National Socialist parties are trying to organize a bake sale.

On our server, you can witness the communist parties building giant statues of Karl Marx out of diamond blocks while the National Socialist parties are busy arguing over who gets to be the leader of their faction.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles where the communist parties fight with pickaxes and the National Socialist parties try to defend their territory with… well, not much.

So why settle for boring political parties when you can join the madness on our Minecraft server? Come join us today and experience the craziest political showdown you’ve ever seen!

Jungle Bitchcraft: Where LOLs and Creepers Collide

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the jungle is our playground and the creepers are our besties! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, filled with banana-loving zombies, sassy parrots, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Diamond Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant wishes and turn any block into a sparkly rainbow explosion.

So come on down to our jungle paradise and join the fun! Just watch out for the sneaky ocelots and the mischievous pandas, because you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s a jungle worth exploring!