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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4151 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. we got like, data from chinese satellites and stuff, like what even is that? but wait, there’s more! we got earthquake precursors from turkey, like, who knew turkeys could predict earthquakes, right?
join this server for a wild ride, man. we got crazier stuff than herobrine hiding in the shadows. come for the data, stay for the turkey earthquake predictions. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster of excitement and confusion, but in a good way. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!
