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BlackSwan40K SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

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SurvivorSquad Minecraft Server

build 42, build 42 bugs, build 42 complaints, build 42 feedback, build 42 glitches, build 42 improvements, build 42 issues, build 42 updates, Complain, long tail tags, Minecraft, post survivors, post-apocalyptic survivors, Server, survivor builds, survivor community, survivor complaints, survivor customization, survivor gameplay, survivor strategies, survivors, SurvivorSquad

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, where the only way to survive is to team up with other players and fight your way to victory. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even take on the dreaded Build 42 – a monstrous creature made entirely of blocks that roams the server, destroying everything in its path.

But don’t worry, if you manage to defeat Build 42, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your survivor skills or just have a good laugh at the chaos that ensues.

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Minecraft SMP: Redstone Wizards and Code Monkeys

beginner programmer, cheap work, Code, coding, experienced, Feedback, freelance career, freelance experience, freelance income, freelance opportunities, freelance portfolio, freelance programming, freelance projects, freelance skills, freelancer jobs, JavaScript, Minecraft, monkeys, programming jobs, Python, Redstone, remote work, smp, web design, web development, wizards

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all day? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is feedback and the only goal is to become the ultimate web design wizard!

Forget about building elaborate castles and farms, on our server, your main objective is to complete freelance programming jobs for web design, python, javascript, and more! And the best part? You don’t even need to worry about money because we pay in feedback! Who needs diamonds when you can have constructive criticism, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a talking pig who’s obsessed with redstone to a mysterious llama who claims to have invented the internet, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with coding challenges, feedback galore, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at!

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DadNameDramaMC

AITAH, baby names, brother disagreement, DadNameDramaMC, emotional decisions, family dynamics, family legacy, family traditions, Family Values, father son bond, generational names, honoring father, honoring loved ones, honoring the deceased, middle name tradition, parenting choices, regret, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, using father’s middle name

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and settle family disputes all at the same time!

Just like the middle name debacle in this story, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you honor your ancestors or start a new tradition? The choice is yours!

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy family dynamics you’ll encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll even find out your long-lost cousin is actually a creeper in disguise. Join now for a wild ride!

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PleasureCraftMC

Adventure, art, beauty, Contentment, experiences, Exploration, Food, fulfillment, greatest pleasures, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, PleasureCraftMC, pleasures, relationships, Relaxation, travel, world

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Or perhaps you dream of building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you walk through the door? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, discover hidden treasure, and befriend talking animals who will fight by your side. Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a secret society of chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

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VodkaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where russian chefs are getting arrested in france for olympic espionage but it’s all good because they were just trying to find the best ingredients for their epic minecraft creations. we have secret recipes that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and uncover the truth behind the drunken revelations in bulgaria that started it all. who knew cooking could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come play with us and see for yourself!

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HolocaustCraft: BulgarianBashers

Anti-Semitic Attack, anti-semitism, arrested, BulgarianBashers, Bulgarians, criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal investigation, Cultural vandalism, european crime, extremism, hate crime, historical site, Holocaust memorial, HolocaustCraft, international news, law enforcement, Memorial Desecration, Paris, racism, Vandalism, world war II

Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got 3 Bulgarians causing chaos like they in Paris! They be vandalizing shiz like a holocaust memorial, but don’t worry, we keep it PG on our server (mostly).

If you wanna experience some next level drama and excitement, then this is the place to be! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into with our crazy community. Plus, we got the best pixel art of historical monuments you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind (and maybe get you in trouble with the law, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?).

So come on down and join the madness, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get building, trolling, and exploring together, because why be normal when you can be absolutely bonkers!

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Time Traveling Steve’s Server

Alternate Realities, belief systems, Consciousness, cosmic cycles, divine purpose, eternal return, Eternity, Existence, higher dimensions, Karma, Life after death., metaphysical concepts, past lives, quantum physics, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, Server, soul journey, Spiritual beliefs, Steves, Time, time travel, Transcendence, Traveling

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported back in time to before your previous life! you’re like a minecraft time traveler or something, dude! you can build epic structures with ancient technology and battle dinosaurs with your bare hands! join now and experience the ultimate time-traveling minecraft adventure! it’s like doctor who meets minecraft, but way cooler! come on, what are you waiting for? travel back in time and build the craziest creations ever seen!

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Legions

Active Staff, Allies, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Democracy, Dictatorship, enemies, Faction, Factions, Fresh Server, Giveaways, Hostile, lone survivor, netherite, New server, Peaceful, Plugins, Roleplay, smp, society, Survival, Vanilla, XP..

Welcome to Legions

This is a cross-platform (Java AND Bedrock) Minecraft Server that isn’t like normal SMPs. In this server we create a society. Become a Faction Leader and create your own faction, or join an existing one. Be a democracy or a dictatorship, create enemies and allies, be hostile or peaceful. It is up to you and the faction you choose to join or choose to create. You can also fend for yourself as a lone survivor. The choice is yours.

Why Join Us? – We are mostly vanilla with a few Quality of Life plugins such as UnexpectedSpawn, Disenchantment, and EssentialsX. – We have an active staff team to support you and support the server if something isn’t right. – We have an active community with at least 3 people on at a time daily during active hours – GIVEAWAYS!!! Win anything from XP to Netherite! – We are NEW!!! This means we are actively accepting new factions and there are several places to set up your base and it’s easier to get resources while the server is still fresh!

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BladeSMP

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A LifestealSMP

Come Join us!

At IP = bladesmp.minekeep.gg

Come on Join

Also Join the discord = https://discord.gg/UU6dKj9Pvx

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SlurPurge Minecraft Server

Bigotry, Censorship, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, free speech, Hate Speech, inclusion, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, online forums, Politics, prejudice, Race, Religion, Server, Sexuality, SlurPurge, Slurs, Social Issues

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can drop EVERY slur you know! That’s right, let out all your pent-up anger and frustration by unleashing a barrage of offensive language towards all religions, races, ethnicities, sexualities, and more!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy as we push the boundaries of what is socially acceptable in the Minecraft community. Build swastika-shaped houses, create offensive monuments, and engage in heated debates with other players about why your hate speech is totally justified.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pass to our exclusive “Troll of the Month” competition, where the player who causes the most outrage and controversy will win a special prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hate flow freely!

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BlackSwan40K SMP

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DadNameDramaMC

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HolocaustCraft: BulgarianBashers

Time Traveling Steve’s Server

Legions

BladeSMP