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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8037	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Blocky Content Creators Minecraft Server

924720105, blind awareness, blocky, collaboration, community council, CONTENT, content creators, Creators, disability advocacy, Editionprev, Entertainment, face blind, Gaming, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, Server, social media influencers, Streamers, support group, twitch, video creators, virtual community, Youtubers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	4780
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of always being recognized in Minecraft? Do you long for a server where nobody knows who you are? Look no further than our server, where everyone suffers from face blindness! Join us for a hilariously confusing time as you try to figure out who is who in this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be able to recognize anyone, not even your closest friends! So come on over and join the face blind community council edition server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared to never know who you’re talking to!

The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

bytecode, coding, computer science, Development, efficiency, EXECUTION, FILTHY, Good, java, Jvm, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, programming, programming language, runtime, seethe, smp, software, software engineering, Technology, virtual machine, zoomers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	2415
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, Borrow, brother, CAR, CarBroNoMore, clean, cold weather, consequences, dirtbike, discipline, family, gas, Keys, Messy, Minecraft, Motorbike, Property, Respect, Server, Siblings, siblings issue, theft, Transportation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values respect for property? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your pixelated car will never be trashed by your younger brother (17m) who just got his virtual driver’s license.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual car ownership without the hassle of cleaning up old McDonald’s food or dealing with missing gas caps. Our server is so clean, even the virtual ants won’t dare to infest your ride.

And don’t worry about your brother taking your virtual keys without permission – we have virtual cops ready to arrest any pixelated thieves. So come join us and let your virtual car stay squeaky clean while you explore the virtual world. Trust us, it’s a lot less frustrating than dealing with real-life car messes.

StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay

Boundaries, college, Communication, community college, Decision making, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Values, favoritism, generational differences, Home ownership, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sibling rivalry! Join us and experience the thrill of choosing favorites between your stepbrother and your real brother. Will you let your stepbrother move in and help around the virtual house like your real brother, or will you stick to your guns and keep your virtual home a sibling-free zone?

Embark on epic quests to prove your loyalty to your chosen sibling, whether it’s battling dragons or building the most epic virtual castle. Who will you choose to be your Minecraft sidekick – your stepbrother or your real brother? The drama unfolds in our server, where family ties are put to the ultimate test.

Join now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, family feuds are the name of the game!

FusionCraft: Power Up in 10 Years!

clean energy, electrical power, ENERGY, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fusion energy, FusionCraft, future energy, Global Energy crisis, innovation, Japan, limitless energy, nuclear fusion, nuclear technology, power, power generation, Reactor, renewable energy, research and development, Science, sustainable energy, Technology, Years

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

join our minecraft server and you will feel the POWER of limitless energy just like japan’s nuclear fusion reactor!!! we are like the reactor but for minecraft, creating ELECTRICAL power with our epic gameplay within the next 10 minutes!!! come join us and experience the ultimate fusion of fun and excitement as we build, mine, and explore in ways you never thought possible!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly revolutionary in the world of minecraft servers!!!

Brain Network Damage Religious Fun!

BELIEF, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain network damage, brain scans, causation, cognition, Cognitive science, correlation, Damage, extremism, FAITH, Fun, fundamentalist beliefs, mental health, Network, neuroscience, Psychology, Religion, Religious, religious fundamentalism, research, spirituality, study

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	123	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	901323	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

so like, u know how sometimes u play minecraft and u just feel like ur brain is getting bigger and bigger with all the building and crafting? well, on this server, ur brain is gonna get so big it might explode! in a good way, of course.

we’ve got crazy challenges that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft. like, have u ever had to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, we thought not. but on this server, anything is possible.

oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of villagers who have their own language and customs? yeah, they’re real and they’re waiting for u to join them. but be warned, they’re a little… quirky.

so if u want to expand ur brain, take on insane challenges, and hang out with some seriously strange villagers, then this is the server for u. come join us and see how far down the rabbit hole u can go!

YeetCraft – The Ethyria Server

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, LIVESTREAMING, millie, millie parfait, nina, Nina Kosaka, Online Community, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4979	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Emeralds Found:	8624
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are the rulers of the land! Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice, Millie will bake you delicious Minecraft cakes, Nina will guide you through the treacherous dungeons, and Reimu will protect you from any creepers that come your way!

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the essential items you need to survive and thrive in this wacky world. Need a diamond sword? They got you covered. Want a potion of invisibility? They’ve got that too!

So come join us on this epic adventure where the sky’s the limit (literally, because we have flying pigs in our world)! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this crazy community. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

The Love Of My Life Is Graduating Minecraft SMP

Commitment, coping, decision, doubt, emotions, Future, graduating, Graduation, HEARTBREAK, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, partner, relationship, Sadness, smp, Struggle, Support, tough choices, uncertainty

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you feeling like the love of your life is about to leave you in the dust? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape the drama and build a new love story with your blocky buddies! Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword as your companion? Join us and watch your heartache melt away as you battle creepers and mine for precious ores. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a pixelated pig! So why wait for heartbreak when you can join our SMP and craft a new beginning?

CraftyNameChangeMadness

baby names, CraftyNameChangeMadness, family approval, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family judgment, family opinions, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, Family Values, parenting decisions, refusing to discuss, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, traditional names, unconventional names

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the name Sloane in all its glory! Join us if you’re tired of boring, traditional names like Anna and James. Our server is a safe haven for all Sloanes out there, where you can build, mine, and craft without any negativity about your name.

We understand the struggles of having a unique name, just like Sloane. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on for choosing such a cool and unconventional name. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where Sloane reigns supreme!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and show the world that Sloane is not just a name, it’s a statement. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, because on our server, Sloane is the name of champions!

HezzyCraft: Rocket Rain in Lebanon

airstrikes, Attack, BBC, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, escalation, hezbollah, HezzyCraft, international news, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Rain, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket launchers, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36

hey u, ya u, do u like blowing stuff up? well do i have the server for u! come join us in this epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner chaos and destroy everything in sight! we got 100 hezbollah rocket launchers just waiting for u to blow up in southern lebanon! join now and let the explosions begin! trust me, u won’t regret it! #boom #minecraftmadness #chaosawaits