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LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	157	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dimension Hops:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Votes:	9042	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crops Grown:	6547	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border security, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic response, domestic panic, eastern europe, government response, international relations, Kremlin, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, media manipulation, military conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political tensions, Propaganda, public perception, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Runes Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like the reported ukrainian incursion into kursk oblast but way more fun and without the panic!!!

we have crazy stories like the kremlin downplaying everything to keep the peace but we don’t care about peace, we just want to have a blast in our virtual world!!!

build your own kremlin and defend it against crazy invaders or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours on this insane server!!!

join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, unless you have short term memory loss, in which case you might forget but it’s okay because you can just join again and have a blast all over again!!!

IslandSovereignCraft

allegations, bangladesh, Conspiracy, controversy, Diplomacy, Ex-PM, foreign intervention, Government, international relations, IslandSovereignCraft, leadership, Ouster, political turmoil, Politics, power struggle, Saint Martin Island, Sheikh Hasina, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, US role

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	9213
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama den Sheikh Hasina in Bangladesh! We got crazy adventures like tryna survive on a deserted island, just like Sheikh Hasina tryna keep her power! But don’t worry, we won’t make you surrender your sovereignty like she did with Saint Martin Island, you can rule your own kingdom here! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

EpicOneBlock

Bedwars, Bukkit, Creative, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Hello, We are a EpicOneBlock server made to have fun and enjoy, Sadly we are a private server for family and friends only If things change in the future with might one to the public

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