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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7661 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 2762 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 946 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
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