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SocialCraft: No Credit, All Fun!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a loving foster family that will adopt you and give you the support you need to thrive.

Forget about your former social worker and half siblings, they don’t stand a chance against the power of our blocky world. Build your dream home, explore endless possibilities, and make new friends who actually care about you.

Join now and leave all the bitterness and hate behind! Who needs nuance when you have a pixelated wonderland waiting for you? Don’t let anyone tell you how to write your story, become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure today! #BlockyParadise #NoMoreDrama #MinecraftFamily

InstaDeath Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense, even the grass can be deadly. One wrong step and you could be toast faster than you can say “Creeper”. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your demise and respawn you back to try again. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (literally), join us now and see if you can survive the deadliest Minecraft world out there!

Blocky Escape

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	63
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Star Shards Collected:	212
Players Killed by Monsters:	4994	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Have you ever had that feeling in Minecraft when you’re mining deep underground and suddenly hear the faint sound of a creeper hissing behind you? That heart-stopping moment when you realize it’s time to abandon ship and get out of there ASAP? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids at our server!

Join us for the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon gets scared and flies away when you log on. We’ve got haunted mineshafts, cursed villages, and even a secret underground labyrinth that will have you screaming for your virtual life.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a dance party every Friday night at the virtual disco. So come on down and join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of virtual undies – you’re gonna need ’em!

clim8 hell Minecraft server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

LOL OMG, if u don’t join this epic Minecraft server, u gonna end up in climate hell like the UN chief says! Our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the lava burns. We’ve had 12 months of crazy heat, but don’t worry, we got air conditioning in our virtual world.

Join us and escape the real world’s climate chaos by building your own igloo or swimming pool made of diamonds. We even have special climate change events where you have to survive crazy weather like raining creepers or snowing lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be bored!

So come on, join us on this highway to climate hell and let’s make Minecraft great again!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you a 27-year-old boomer looking to dive into the magical world of Touhou? Well, fear not, my friend, because it’s never too late to join the party! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Touhou fanatic and show off your danmaku skills.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling cute girls with deadly powers, dodging bullets like a pro, and immersing yourself in the enchanting music and art of the Touhou universe. Plus, rumor has it that Marisa Kirisame herself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a spell card duel!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the Touhou madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Touhou master and earn the title of Gensokyo’s greatest boomer!

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	46	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers wear party hats and breakdance when they explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a hot tub filled with lava for the ultimate relaxation experience, and a petting zoo where you can cuddle with baby creepers and endermen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to go eat some cake made out of diamonds – yes, we have that too)!

MomVsStepMom Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a stepmom and her stepkids.

Watch as the stepmom tries to outshine the real mom at every school event, birthday party, and family gathering. Will she succeed in her quest to become the favorite parent, or will the kids continue to shut her out of their lives?

With more petty drama than a reality TV show, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on in and witness the chaos unfold – just make sure to leave your matching outfits at home!

SibSquadSitterGoneAustria

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	511104	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the oldest sibling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and surviving – just like trying to keep up with 10 younger siblings!

Need a break from the chaos of family responsibilities? Come escape to our server and let loose with some blocky fun. We promise, no one will ask you to babysit a bunch of virtual siblings here!

Embark on quests, team up with other players, and explore our virtual world without the stress of real-life obligations. Because let’s face it, taking care of 10 siblings while juggling school and university is no easy feat – even for the most seasoned Minecraft player!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner child (or responsible older sibling) run wild. Who knows, you might even find some virtual siblings to take care of – but this time, they won’t eat all your virtual snacks!

FingerGunz Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of your boring old finger guns just shooting out imaginary bullets? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your finger guns are upgraded to shoot out explosive TNT! That’s right, no more pew pew, now it’s BOOM BOOM!

Join our server and show off your finger gun skills by taking down creepers, zombies, and even other players with your explosive firepower. But be careful, because with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional accidental crater in the ground).

So if you’re ready to take your finger guns to the next level and blow up everything in sight, then join our server today! Just remember to always aim responsibly and watch out for any stray chickens that might get caught in the crossfire. See you in the game, explosive fingers!

BlockyOffender69

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guest appearance from everyone’s favorite fictional character – the one and only Spongebob Squarepants! But watch out, because in real life, Spongebob would definitely be a registered sex offender. Join our server to see what kind of shenanigans he gets up to in the virtual world! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.