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The 13th Collective: Where adults play with blocks and pretend it’s productive

13th, Active, Adults, Adventure, blocks, Collective, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Productive, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Staff, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
We are an extremely laid back and chill 18+ server that is looking for new members. The world is about a week and a half old, with a growing spawn town/city. If you’re looking for a chill place to relax and make some new friends, just reply with your discord username and I’ll add you!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Just reply with your discord username and the server admin will add you.
Is this server 18+ only?	Yes, we are an 18+ server.
How old is the world?	The world is about a week and a half old.
Is there a spawn town/city?	Yes, there is a growing spawn town/city.

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

gaming industry, Minecraft, second video game crash, Server, showdown, Survival, Video Game (Industry), video game analysis, video game companies, video game competition, Video Game Consoles, video game crash, video game development, video game evolution, video game failure, video game future, video game innovation, video game market, video game predictions, video game speculation, video game success, video game survival, video game technology, video game trends

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Towns Built:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you prepared for the ultimate Minecraft showdown? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the impending second video game crash on our server. Rumor has it that the only way to escape the crash is by mastering the art of building pixelated castles and battling mobs with diamond swords. Join us if you dare, and prove that you have what it takes to be one of the chosen two survivors in this epic virtual battle for survival. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns – need we say more?

Every Pullback Is An Opportunity Minecraft SMP

buying opportunity, financial markets, fundamental analysis, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market correction, market cycles, market opportunities, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, opportunity, profit potential., pullback, risk management, short-term trading, smp, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken. Little did they know, that chicken was actually a powerful wizard in disguise! Suddenly, all the cows on the server started flying and shooting laser beams out of their eyes. It was utter madness, but also incredibly entertaining.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now their entire base is made out of solid diamond blocks. Talk about bling bling!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where every pullback is an opportunity for something absolutely bonkers to happen, then look no further. Join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. See you in the game!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, Babysitting, Boundaries, California, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Dying Inside, entitled, exhausted, family, Grandma, grandson, GrannyCraft, Help, Maid, Minecraft, mom, new mexico, overwhelmed, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Tantrum

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	9123
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyAggroAITA

accessibility, ArmRest, audio processing, captioning, captioning device, CraftyAggroAITA, deaf, drunk woman, field of view, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, intermission, nasty looks, passive aggressive, solo theatre, Subtitles, Theatre, theatre etiquette, theatre experience, usher, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring theatre experiences where people judge you for using your captioning device? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone filled with epic adventures and no judgmental drunk ladies in sight! Explore our virtual world where you can hold all the armrests you want and throw all the nasty looks you desire without any repercussions. Don’t let anyone ruin your fun, join us now for a theater experience like no other! Who needs subtitles when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

Fear2050 Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, Doomsday, Dystopia, existential threat, fear of change, fear of technology, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Fear2050, Future, irrational fear, Minecraft, PARANOIA, predictions, science fiction, smp, societal collapse, speculation, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to protect yourself from the impending invasion of killer chickens in the year 2050! These feathered fiends have been plotting their revenge for years and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you rise to the challenge and save the world from a clucking catastrophe? Join now and prepare for the poultry apocalypse!

HackCraft: Social Media Edition

Clever, creativity, diy, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, ingenious, innovation, internet, life hack, Media, problem solving, productivity, Resourceful, smart solutions, Social, social media, Technology, Tips, trending, Tricks, viral

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2968
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate life hack for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the most insane tricks and hacks that will blow your mind. Need to build a castle in seconds? We got you covered. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got dragons on speed dial. Our server is so clever, it’s basically like hacking the game itself. So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and level up your Minecraft experience to epic proportions? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server

137k, Accountability, atrocities, Civilian, Conflict, crimes, Evidence, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, Minecraft, prosecution, russia, russians, Server, tribunal, Ukraine, VerdictCraft, verdicts, Victims, War Crimes, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5343
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings

China, chip role, ChipCraft, Communication, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minister, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, News, Plateful, Politics, president, taiwan, Technology, Trade, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Votes:	1134	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7846
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips

City Rain Dance

atmospheric conditions, city, city growth, city planning, city size, climate change, Dance, environmental impact, Infrastructure, meteorology, precipitation, Rain, rainfall intensity, rural areas, storm frequency, stormwater runoff, Summer storms, urban areas, urban development, urbanization, water management, weather observations, weather patterns

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the storms are CRAZY intense and concentrated over our cities, just like in real life but WAY more FUN! our cities make the rain pour down HARDER than anywhere else, it’s like a water park but with lightning! come join us for the wildest weather experience in minecraft history!