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SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

ad blockers, Adventures, auspol, aussies, bondi blitz, Chud, collide, constitution, day of the spoon, Epic, family, Homeless, male prostitute, mass stabbings, meds, memes, Minecraft, Perp, Poles, political implications, politicians, protest, rapefugee, rich cunts, roastie daughter, schizos, seccy, shanked, social implications, SpoonCraft, straight white male

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7580
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	948045	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

DadCraftGriefGoneWild

accusations, anger, college expenses, communication breakdown, DadCraftGriefGoneWild, Emotional healing, emotional response, family dynamics, financial burden, financial decisions, fundraiser, funeral planning, Grief, Guilt, life insurance, long distance relationships, personal boundaries, self-justification, sibling relationships, support systems, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a blizzard hits and your flight gets canceled. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! You can still join in on the fun and build your way to victory.

And if you’re in need of some extra cash, don’t worry – we’ve got fundraisers galore! Raise money for your in-game expenses and maybe even help out a younger sibling in need. Just be careful not to accuse anyone of stealing, or you might find yourself in a heated argument over virtual currency.

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that’s as crazy as you are. Who needs family drama when you’ve got Minecraft? Join us today and let the fun begin!

WanderlustGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Adventure, cultural immersion, envy, epic travel experiences, Exploration, FOMO, Jealousy, Minecraft, new experiences, smp, travel, travel adventures, travel envy, travel goals, travel inspiration, Travel Photography, travel wanderlust, vacation envy, Wanderlust, wanderlust dreams, wanderlust vibes, WanderlustGoneWrong, World Traveler

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Oh, honey, let me tell you about our Minecraft SMP! It’s like traveling to a new country every time you log on. Except instead of sandy beaches and exotic food, you get to explore vast landscapes filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs a plane ticket when you can just teleport to a whole new world?

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own empire, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Are you brave enough to join the fight?

So forget about posting pictures of your boring vacations, come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic builds and crazy adventures. Who needs a passport when you can have a diamond sword?

GiantCreepersRUs

Alarming, bone-chilling, COLOSSAL, enormous, fear-inducing, Frightening, GIANT, GiantCreepersRUs, Gigantic, hair-raising, humongous, Intimidating, Jumbo, mammoth, Massive, Monstrous, oversized, petrifying, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	862551	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Imagine a world where everything is ten times bigger than usual – the trees, the animals, even the creepers! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is hilariously oversized for your entertainment.

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders that are so big, they could wrap you up in their webs and use you as a toothpick. Or how about taking on a massive zombie that’s so tall, it can reach the clouds and rain down brains on unsuspecting players?

But the real fun begins when you come face to face with a colossal Ender Dragon that’s so huge, it could swallow you whole in one gulp. Don’t worry though, we’ve equipped our players with jetpacks and laser guns to take down these monstrous foes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s larger than life, come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos. Just be sure to watch your step – you never know when a giant chicken might come stomping through the landscape!

EUexitCraft: Orbán’s Adventure

Adventure, Alliance, Claims, Diplomacy, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, EU, EUexitCraft, european integration, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, Hungary, international relations, national security, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Orbán, Orbans, Polish Foreign Ministry, political tensions, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ores Mined:	1747
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the players are all diplomats from different countries, right? And, like, one day, the Polish Foreign Ministry is just like, “Hey Hungary, why don’t you just leave the EU and NATO because we don’t like what Orbán is saying?” And Hungary is all like, “Nah, bro, we’re good.” But then Poland is like, “Fine, we’ll just make our own Minecraft server with blackjack and diplomats!” And that’s how this crazy server was born, where you can negotiate treaties, start wars, and build embassies out of diamond blocks. Join now for the most diplomatic drama you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

SynonymCraft

bimonthly, Biweekly, Calendar, confusion, definitions, English, Frequency, Language, language nuances, language usage, linguistics, Scheduling, SynonymCraft, synonyms, terms, time measurement, Words

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1282	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows ride horses like a rodeo show gone wild. we have diamond blocks that talk and tell jokes, and creepers that dance the macarena when you defeat them. our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to help you on your quest to find the legendary golden carrot of doom. biweekly and bimonthly are synonyms 1/4th of the time, so you never know when the next crazy event will happen. join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

HexaCubed

Biomes, Builders, community feedback, Game Designers, gaming experience, high quality, Listening, Maps, Mini Games, Minigames, Paradise 3, Parkour, Passion, Play, PROFESSIONAL, Projects, PvP, Quality, Server, smooth gaming, Spiral 3

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

HexaCubed is a high quality minigame server with two minigames, as well as three parkour maps available to play!

The minigames as well as parkour maps are designed by professional minecraft builders and passionate game designers. (Builders have worked on projects such as Parkour Spiral 3, Parkour Paradise 3, Parkour Biomes)

We at HexaCubed pride ourselves on listening to community feedback, and actually caring about a smooth gaming experience.

play.hexacubed.net

Blackbeard MC

apartment, Blackbeard MC, Casino, city, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Land Claim, Minecraft, MONEY, Plots, Plugins, Ranks, Roleplay, Rtp, Shops, Slots, Staff, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

playblackbeard.mc.gg:25618

Cactus-Craft Minecraft server

Armor of Zeus, Bedwars, Cases, Casino, Clans, cs:go, Drugs, Eggwars, Hideandseek, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Paintball, Skills, Skywars, speedbuilders, TheLab, Tnttag, trampolines, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

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★ ➜ |Mini Games over 12!|

★ ➜ |BedWars,SkyWars,MurderMystery,EggWars,CS:GO|

★ ➜ |SpeedBuilders,TheLab,HideAndSeek,PaintBall,TnTTag|

★ ➜ |Clans| |Weddings|

★ ➜ |Skills| |Trampolines|

★ ➜ |Cases| |Drugs|

★ ➜ |Weapons| |Armor of Zeus|

★ ➜ |Casino| |Effects|

★ ➜ |Own spawn| |HP above head|

★ ➜ |Auctions| |Passport|

★ ➜ |Elevators| |Booze|

★ ➜ |Contracts| |Labyrinths|

★ ➜ |Parkour| |Daily Surprises|

★ ➜ |And much more|

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185.9.145.235:25575

Cozy Corner: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is your latte! 1.21 update now served with a side of maturity and Discord banter.

[core protect], active community members, Application Process, Backpacks, banter, Chat, chatty, close-knit, Community, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, Discord, Dynmap, home, latte, Maturity, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, served, Side, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, voice mod, welcome channel

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Server Name	Cozy Corner Minecraft Server
Server Type	Minecraft Java Server
Community Age	21+
Server Features	Backpacks /spawn /home Dynmap Vanilla Tweaks datapacks Core protect Optionally use proximity chat voice mod
Discord Community	Closely related to the Minecraft server, offers cozy game chats
Application Process	Small application process to join the server and check out rules
Community Members	Looking for active members to build a close-knit community
Contact	For questions, message on Discord: https://discord.gg/5BZDGHQ986

FAQ

Q: What version is the server running?

A: The server is running Minecraft Java version 1.21

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap, Vanilla Tweaks datapacks, core protect, and optionally uses the proximity chat voice mod.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can join the community by going through a small application process and checking out the rules on the Discord server provided.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Yes, the community is for individuals aged 21 and above.

Q: What happens if I am not active on the server?

A: Members who go an extended period without sending a message may get kicked to ensure a chatty and close-knit community.

Q: Can I chat with other community members aside from playing on the server?

A: Yes, the Discord community offers chats about cozy games and other cozy interests like reading, plants, and nature.

OP’s Not Here Minecraft Server

Character development, complex narrative, dark themes, darkest shows, Drama, emotional impact, gripping storyline, haunting atmosphere, hidden truths, intense emotions, Minecraft, mysterious past, op, Ops, people, pretending, psychological depth, psychological thriller, Server, shocking revelations, suspenseful plot, TV series, twisted characters

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any dark and twisted experiences like in that show OP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But beware, the treasure was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where you can ride on the backs of talking trees and battle evil gnomes with enchanted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, on our server, darkness is just a myth!